polymer definition|I need help coming up with humorous definitions for these words. (Beware: There are a lot of them)
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polymer definition–: I need help coming up with humorous definitions for these words. (Beware: There are a lot of them)
I want these to be humorous definitions, but I am not creative enough to think of them. (Though I did for a few), like the definition for “Polymer” can be “many mers”. Please give a definition for some or all or as many as you like, please. Here are the words I need help with:
Acid Rain, Adaptation, Anaerobic, Antibiotic Resistance, Aquifer, Biome, Carbon Cycle, Carcinogen, Carnivore, Chemical Weathering, Chloroflourocarbons, Cladogram, Climate, Commensalism, Community of Organisms, Competition between Organisms, Consumer, Diversity of Organisms, Dominant Allele, Drainage Basin, Ecology, Ecosystem, El Niño, Environment, Erosion, Evolution, Global Warming, Greenhouse Effect, Habitat, Herbivore, Heterozygous, Homozygous, Insulation, Karyotype, Keystone Species, Mechanical Weathering, Meteorology, Mutagen Mutation, Mutualism, Natural Selection, Niche, Nitrogen Cycle, Nonrenewable Resource, Oceanography, Omnivore, Phenotype, Phytoplankton, Primary Succession, Producer, Recessive, Renewable Resource, Secondary Succession, Species, Symbiosis, Vector, Water Cycle Weather.
The answer in the following: (Hint: For answers, no site audit.)
Answer by LJ K
Acid rain: Lucy, crying over diamonds, again.
Adaptation: Needed to deal with other words ending with ‘-ation.’
Anaerobic: Gonna’ get short-circuited.
Antibiotic Resistance: Sickening.
Aquifer: How dry I am.
Carcinogen: There was a mountain visible there yesterday…
Carnivore: No preying allowed.
Chemical weathering: Rusty is not trusty.
Climate: Did you leave home without it?
Community of Organisms: Choir loft competition.
Competition between Organisms: Choir loft competition.
Consumer: Broke.
Diversity of Organisms: Notes flying through the air.
Drainage Basin: Location for what the other guy said.
Ecology: Forgot all those lousy Latin conjugations, finally.
…and that’s all from this corner of the …wherever…
Answer by spideypencil
Acid Rain – When LSD reaches the dew point
Antibiotic Resistance – a bacterial socio-political group
Carbon Cycle – what carbon uses when the car pool is full
Carnivore, – a festival for eating meat
Cladogram – it’s like a candy-gram, but much cheaper
Commensalism – when two people join Mensa at the same time
Dominant Allele – An allele after a few self-help seminars
Drainage Basin – what you need after using a lot of nose spray
Ecology – comes after DEE-cology and before EFF-ology
Evolution – Darwin’s ‘spin’ on creation
Global Warming – recommended before serving them at a party
Greenhouse Effect – it causes one to change close in their basement
Insulation – the type of sulation used by cool people
Karyotype – a type of text font used by biologists
Meteorology – the study of raw meat
Mutagen – a Gen that’s unable to speak
Mutualism – a type of insurance for lower life forms
Natural Selection – selection that uses whole grains with no added preservatives
Nitrogen Cycle – It’s what Nitrogen takes to Sturgis, SD to show off with
Answer by wow_bill
Acid Rain – Precipitate of LSD
Adaptation – Making a square TATION fit in a round hole
Anaerobic – The name of that cute new fitness instructor at the gym
Antibiotic Resistance – Uncle Biotic Resistance’s wife
Aquifer – Skin covering of an aqui
Biome – The shopaholic’s mantra – I see ome. I like ome. I want ome. I biome.
Carbon Cycle – Frozen carbon on a stick
Carcinogen – Down-sized truckcinogen
Carnivore – What you find in a carniv mine
Chemical Weathering – A circular rainbow caused by smog
Chloroflourocarbons – What you need to make a chloroflourocar sandwich
Cladogram – A message sent to someone on the back of a t-shirt
Climate – What cli does when in heat
Commensalism – Plain old, ordinary salism
Community of Organisms – New age religious movement
Competition between Organisms – Contest between Wurlitzer and Hammond for world domination
Consumer – Someone opposed to sumers
Diversity of Organisms – Politically correct term for racial variation in organisms
Dominant Allele – Allele on steroids
Drainage Basin – Technical term for the small indentation in your lip just under your nose
Ecology – It comes before F-cology
Ecosystem – What follows D-cosystem
El Niño – Precedes Em Niño
Environment – Whatever environsaid
Erosion – Subatomic charged particle of Eros
Evolution – Metamorphosizing body oil
Global Warming – Testicular heating effect
Greenhouse Effect – What happens when beans are served at the Green house
Habitat – Body art for a nun
Herbivore – Female himbivore
Heterozygous – Zygous that breed
Homozygous – Gay zygous
Insulation – The primary benefit derived for eating lots of donuts
Karyotype – What Karyo do when she a secretary
Keystone Species – Type of beer
Mechanical Weathering – To withstand a beatdown by grease monkeys
Meteorology – The study of petrified steaks
Mutagen Mutation – I think it must have something to do with kittens
Mutualism – Philosophy of some dumb guy named Ual
Natural Selection – Process of choosing between Nat or Al
Niche – That what needs scratchin’
Nitrogen Cycle – Getting close to that time of the month for trogen
Nonrenewable Resource – Cancelling me subscription to Resource magazine
Oceanography – Water-based musical recording
Omnivore – Scientific terminology for Fool’s Carniv
Phenotype – What Pheno do when she a secretary
Phytoplankton – A boxing match between plankton
Primary Succession – What Hillary Clinton didn’t do
Producer – Someone in favor of ducers
Recessive – More fun than classive
Renewable Resource – How my wife treats a credit card
Secondary Succession – How Richard Nixon became president
Species – Like herbs and oregano and stuff to make food taste good
Symbiosis – Symbio’s female sibling
Vector – Opposite of a vectee
Water Cycle – Drive mechanism for those little paddle boats
Weather – He who weaths
What do you think? Answer below!
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polymer definition–: Definition of catalyst cracking?- Chemistry?
So, I can admit I’m terrible at Chemistry.
SO- quick homework help please.
We have to write a summary to describe how cracking works and why it is useful, and use these key words: alkane alkene catalyst heat polymer petrol
Don’t be surprised if this is terrible: Cracking is where you heat an alkane in the presence of a catalyst in order to make more useful alkenes and polymers.
If this is terrible, please correct me. And where would I fit the word ‘petrol’ in?
THANK YOU!
The following is the answer: (Hint: The answer is not necessarily.)
Answer by Colin
I’m afraid your version is too brief and doesn’t explain clearly. How about…
Cracking is the name given to breaking up large hydrocarbon molecules into smaller and more useful bits. This is achieved by using high pressures and temperatures without a catalyst, or lower temperatures and pressures in the presence of a catalyst.
In crude oil, many long chain molecules are obtained after distillation, a process where the crude oil is heated and distilled. However short chain molecules, like the molecules in petrol, are more useful. Unfortunately, simple distillation doesn’t give enough petrol for the huge demand today. So long chain saturated alkanes are split to smaller molecules by cracking. In the process an unsaturated alkene is formed. Unsaturated alkenes like ethylene and butadiene are useful for making polymers like polythene and ABS.
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